Conversation in a Car

Toby: You just know one day Zoe is going to land one of your chickens. I'll get a phone call at work ...Toby, Zoe killed Giblet...boo hoo....she's eating her....
Me: laughing
Toby: And Giblet's kicking her chicken legs saying "Buckaaaawwww..... Buckawwwww... BuckHollllleeeeee!"
Me: laughing uncontrollably...because it's probably true.

I had better make sure I get BIG chickens that can defend themselves. And we are definitely naming one Giblet.